I was grocery shopping this past weekend. Usually not the most interesting part of my week, but this particular trip proved to be very rewarding. I could not find a grocery item I really needed for a recipe, so I stopped and asked an employee if he knew where I could find this item. He told where it was and pointed me in the right direction. As I turned to push my cart away I caught glimpse of his pants bulge. Hmmm, he's kinda cute and young (college age I would guess). My mind went into gear (or is it entrapment?) as I thought out my plan of action to lure this young buck back to my lair, lol. I innocently ask if he was sad to see me go as I pointed out his bulge. He turned beat red and stammered "I'm so sorry". "Honey, don't be sorry for that, but you'll be sorry if you don't come home with me!" I answered.